UTI: N.N.

The Cure for the Evils of Democracy

“Democracy came into the Western World to the tune of sweet, soft music. There was, at the start, no harsh bawling from below; there was only a dulcet twittering from above. Democratic man thus began as an ideal being, full of ineffable virtues and romantic wrongs—in brief, as Rousseau’s noble savage in smock and jerkin, brought out of the tropical wilds to shame the lords and masters of the civilized lands. The fact continues to have important consequences to this day. It remains impossible, as it was in the Eighteenth Century, to separate the democratic idea from the theory that there is a mystical merit, an esoteric and ineradicable rectitude, in the man at the bottom of the scale—that inferiority, by some strange magic, becomes a sort of superiority—nay, the superiority of superiorities. Everywhere on earth, save where the enlightenment of the modern age is confessedly in transient eclipse, the movement is toward the completer and more enamoured enfranchisement of the lower orders. Down there, one hears, lies a deep, illimitable reservoir of righteousness and wisdom, unpolluted by the corruption of privilege. What baffles statesmen is to be solved by the people, instantly and by a sort of seraphic intuition. Their yearnings are pure; they alone are capable of a perfect patriotism; in them is the only hope of peace and happiness on this lugubrious ball. The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy!”


— H.L. Mencken: Notes on Democracy. New York 1926. ch. 1

The Unquiet Grave

"The twelvemonth and a day being up,
The dead began to speak:
‘Oh who sits weeping on my grave,
And will not let me sleep."


— The Unquiet Grave, English folk song

Om dumhed

“På den anden side elsker de dumme heller ikke visdom og tragter heller ikke efter at blive vise. Problemet med dumhed er […], at selvom man hverken er et ordentligt menneske eller særligt klog, så synes man at det går fint. Hvis man ikke tror, man mangler noget, ønsker man selvfølgelig ikke det, man ikke tror at mangle.” (Pl. Symp. 204a)

Schleiermachers overs.:

“Eben so wenig philospohieren auch die Unverständigen oder bestreben sich weise zu werden. Denn das ist eben das Arge am Unverstande, daß er ohne schön und gut und vernünftig zu sein, doch sich selbst ganz genug zu sein dünkt. Wer nun nicht glaubt bedürftig zu sein, der begehrt auch das nicht, dessen er nicht zu bedürfen glaubt.”


— Platon: Samlede Værker bd. II, København 2010, s. 360

Om at læse Homer

“Jeg haver udi en af mine Epistle tilkiendegivet Aarsagen, hvi jeg så ofte læser Homerum, nemlig: 1.) Efterdi intet Skrift tiener mere til at erhverve Kundskab udi det Græske Sprog. Og, naar man vil hertil sige: Hvortil kand det nytte mig, at vide saa meget Græsk? Da svarer jeg dertil, at ingen vel kand passere for en lærd Mand uden det Græske Sprogs Kundskab, Thi det er af Græske Bøger vi see Kilderne til Philosophie og de fleeste Videnskaber og utallig Ord; ja fast alle Kunst-Gloser, som vi dagligen bruge, have deres Oprindelse af det Græske Sprog. Den anden Aarsag, som jeg haver tilkiendegivet, hvi jeg læser Homerum, er denne, at man deraf lærer og seer den ældgamle Verdens Skikke og Moder,”

og

“… og, naar man derhos eftertænker, at samme Poëts Skrifter er de reeneste Kilder, hvoraf det Græske Sprog flyder, saa maa man holde for, at Tiden anvendes ikke så ilde paa saadanne Bøgers Læsning, som foregives af nogle, helst af dem, som meene, at det Græske Sprog ikke er meget fornødent at læres paa de høje Skoler, og at man haver nok udi det Latinske.”


— Holberg: Ep. CDXXXI

Selvros og selvkritik

“Egen roes, saasom den er ubehagelig at høre, og tilkiendegiver Forfængelighed, saa er den ogsaa fornemmeligen at Beviis paa den Rosendes Maadelighed og faa Meriter; thi ingen taler prægtigere om sig og Sine, uden tilligemed at tilkiendegive en Mistanke om andres Tvivlsmaal, ligesom en der beseigler alle sine Ord med blodige Eder, synes derved at vise, at hans blotte Tale og Løfter ikke kand holdes tilforladelige.” (Ep. CCCIV)

og

“Intet kand give mere Anledning til Latter end at høre Folk laste, igiennemhegle og belee Fejl hos andre, helst naar de tilligemed udi deres Straffe-Taler eller Skrifter røbe sig selv, saa man Strax merker, at der er deres egne Lyder.” (Ep. CCCLIII)


— Holberg: Ep. CCCLIII og Ep. CCCIV

Netdoktorsyndromet

“Ivan Iljitj sagde til sig selv: “Nu var jeg ellers lige ved at komme mig, og medicinen var begyndt at virke, og så kom dette forbandede uheld eller en anden ubelejlighed …” Og han hidsede sig op over uheldet eller de mennesker, der gav ham ubeageligheder og plagede ham, og han følte, hvordan denne vrede var ved at tage livet af ham; men han kunne ikke holde sig fra den. Man skulle tro, det ville stå klart for ham, at hans forbitrelse på omstændigheder og mennesker forværrede hans sygdom, og han derfor ikke skulle beskæftige sig med ubehagelige tilfældigheder, men han drog den fuldstændig modsatte konklusion. Han krævede ro, holdt øje med alt, hvad der forstyrrede den ro, og ved den mindste forstyrrelse blev han irriteret. Hans tilstand blev forværret af, at han læste lægebøger og rådførte sig med læger. Forværringen skete så gradvist, at han kunne narre sig selv, når han sammenlignede den ene dag med den næste – der var ikke den store forskel. Men når han spurgte lægerne, så forekom det ham, at det gik endog hurtigt ned af bakke. Og alligevel blev han ved med at spørge lægerne.”


— Lev Tolstoj: Ivan Iljitjs død, (1886) Kbh. 2015. s. 48-49

Kedsommeligt afkom

“… jeg interesserede mig mere for Elohim, universets ophøjede skabergud, end for hans kedsommelige afkom. Jesus havde elsket menneskene for højt, det var dét der var problemet; at han lod sig korsfæste for deres skyld, vidnede som minimum om dårlig smag, som den gamle luder ville have sagt.”


— Houellebecq: Underkastelse. s. 261

Sandhed II

“The capacity for discerning the essential truth, in fact, is as rare among men as it is common among crows, bullfrogs and mackerel. The man who shows it is a man of quite extraordinary quality—perhaps even a man downright diseased. Exhibit a new truth of any natural plausibility before the great masses of men, and not one in ten thousand will suspect its existence, and not one in a hundred thousand will embrace it without a ferocious resistance. All the durable truths that have come into the world within historic times have been opposed as bitterly as if they were so many waves of smallpox, and every individual who has welcomed and advocated them, absolutely without exception, has been denounced and punished as an enemy of the race. Perhaps “absolutely without exception” goes too far. I substitute “with five or six exceptions.” But who were the five or six exceptions? I leave you to think of them; myself, I can’t…. But I think at once of Charles Darwin and his associates, and of how they were reviled in their time. This reviling, of course, is less vociferous than it used to be, chiefly because later victims are in the arena, but the underlying hostility remains. Within the past two years the principal Great Thinker of Britain, George Bernard Shaw, has denounced the hypothesis of natural selection to great applause, and a three-times candidate for the American Presidency, William Jennings Bryan, has publicly advocated prohibiting the teaching of it by law. The great majority of Christian ecclesiastics in both English-speaking countries, and with them the great majority of their catachumens, are still committed to the doctrine that Darwin was a scoundrel, and Herbert Spencer another, and Huxley a third—and that Nietzsche is to the three of them what Beelzebub himself is to a trio of bad boys. This is the reaction of the main body of respectable folk in two puissant and idealistic Christian nations to the men who will live in history as the intellectual leaders of the Nineteenth Century. This is the immemorial attitude of men in the mass, and of their chosen prophets, to whatever is honest, and important, and most probably true.

But if truth thus has hard sledding, error is given a loving welcome. The man who invents a new imbecility is hailed gladly, and bidden to make himself at home; he is, to the great masses of men, the beau ideal of mankind. Go back through the history of the past thousand years and you will find that ninetenths of the popular idols of the world—not the heroes of small sects, but the heroes of mankind in the mass—have been merchants of palpable nonsense. It has been so in politics, it has been so in religion, and it has been so in every other department of human thought. Every such hawker of the not-true has been opposed, in his time, by critics who denounced and refuted him; his contention has been disposed of immediately it was uttered. But on the side of every one there has been the titanic force of human credulity, and it has sufficed in every case to destroy his foes and establish his immortality.”


— Mencken: Meditation on Meditation. In: Prejudices, Third Series.]

Sandhed

“Truth, indeed, is something that is believed in completely only by persons who have never tried personally to pursue it to its fastnesses and grab it by the tail. It is the adoration of second-rate men—men who always receive it at second-hand. Pedagogues believe in immutable truths and spend their lives trying to determine them and propagate them; the intellectual progress of man consists largely of a concerted effort to block and destroy their enterprise. Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed. In whole departments of human inquiry it seems to me quite unlikely that the truth ever will be discovered. Nevertheless, the rubber-stamp thinking of the world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of the truth—that error and truth are simple opposites. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it has been cured of one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one. This is the whole history of the intellect in brief. The average man of to-day does not believe in precisely the same imbecilities that the Greek of the fourth century before Christ believed in, but the things that he does believe in are often quite as idiotic. Perhaps this statement is a bit too sweeping. There is, year by year, a gradual accumulation of what may be called, provisionally, truths—there is a slow accretion of ideas that somehow manage to meet all practicable human tests, and so survive. But even so, it is risky to call them absolute truths. All that one may safely say of them is that no one, as yet, has demonstrated that they are errors. Soon or late, if experience teaches us anything, they are likely to succumb too. The profoundest truths of the Middle Ages are now laughed at by schoolboys. The profoundest truths of democracy will be laughed at, a few centuries hence, even by school teachers.”


— Mencken: Footnote on Criticism. In: Prejudices, Third Series]

Hvorfor ei i America?

Sanct Peder:
Hvad vil du da hos os? Siig, hvorfor sparer
Du dig da Veien ikke
Til Gud, naar han dog ei sig aabenbarer?

Sjælen:
Det er just heri, Sagens Knuder stikke.
Paa Jorden kun iblinde
Vi gaae, men hist, i Himmelen derinde
Begynder vor Begriben;
Saadan hos os man hjelper sig af Kniben.
Maaskee og paa en anden Verdensklode
Vi blive mere kloge, mere gode,
Og fatte Gud ad Aare.

Sanct Peder:
Hvorfor ei i America, du Daare?


— J. L. Heiberg: En Sjæl efter Døden. (1841)